I found a near crumpled up paper sitting on my microwave yesterday. I was in one of those moods when I like to throw everything away. Thankfully I did not for on this paper it said.....
PAUL: My stomach doesn't feel like eating stir-fry. It feels like eating muffins.
ERIC: I hope I don't marry a girl who likes to shoot birds!
SETH: I don't need to pee on the toilet. I need candy.
PAUL: This is how much I love you...all the way from the police car to the sticker.
PAUL (on a toy phone): Hey Collin, you're invited for supper that we're not eating.
LINDSAY: Oh mom, Eric and I have been playing that game for years and years and years...
SETH: I don't want to be a goat.
LINDSAY: Is there a prison for ladies?
ME: Yes.
LINDSAY: Like for ladies who hit boys with their purse...cause i did that.
ERIC: I fell asleep almost right away last night. I only read 50 pages in my Garfield before I was too tired.
SETH: Mommy go to Mexico. Daddy stay home with me and eat bacon and eggs.
ANONYMOUS: Mom, I didn't wear any underwear to church today.
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