20 Minutes of Quotes Heard During a Typical School Day

Homeschooling gets interesting somedays.

"What time is it?"
"Nine to fifteen."
"I lost my clothes again."
"What is 8-7?
"Oh, shoot. That's a hard one."
"I don't like time tables." (while reading a clock)
"I hate cows."
"Blue eyeball."
"Oh yeah...what's 6 times 6?"
"Don't drill her on multiplication. She needs to do subtraction first."
"Three to fifteen."
"Mom!!! I forgot this!!!!"
"I need a pencil."
"Run down the road."
"Hey, there's a boy."
"4:15."
"Good!"
"I go on counter...just kidding."
"I add green then blue."
"Oh no! I writed a 4!!"
"When I grow up,, my spaceship will crash."
"It's me--a monkey on a skateboard."
"Thank-you."
"Do your work."
"I want markers."
"I'm just mixed up."
"Off the table."
"Mom...look what I accidently did."
"Hey!"
"Hey!"
"HEY!!"
"I need room!!" (as 4 kids sit on 1 side of the table)
"Fine!"
"Sorry."
"I'm doing something WAY more complicated than both of you."
"I don't care."
"I don't care either."
"Yo...ho...yo...ho..."
"Look at my super long answers."
"Enough. Let each be attentive to his own work."
"Smooth like pudding."
"I NOT share."
"I hate math!!"
"My monkey is wearing a diaper."
"Is this plus or minus mom?"
"I'm just dumb at this."
"Would a plunger in the face help?"
"Yes."
"Enough!"
"Ok! Shut your books."
"YAAYYYYYY!!!"
"Coats on. 15 laps around the yard."