Thursday, May 29, 2014

We BURN It!

Sometimes my kids get really frustrated with their school work.  A test they've been nervous about comes back sporting a less then ideal grade, despite the fact that they've tried their hardest.  This is incredibly discouraging and they have a tendency to get down on themselves about it.

This happened to my son with his French test.  I don't think French is super important.  I think he should do his best, but I'm not horribly alarmed if he's not getting straight A's.  It's not a core subject (and...he's an Albertan :-0 )  Besides, he started French a full year and a half later than the rest of his class.  There's NO WAY he's going to see high marks at this point.  His class is speaking and writing full sentences.  he's working on 'Bonjour.'  Nevertheless, he expects top marks from himself anyways.

Shame covering his features, he showed me his French test.  I looked at it.  I tried to encourage him by appealing to his sense of reason.  Then, noticing I was getting nowhere, I walked to the drawer, grabbed a lighter and instructed him to follow me.  French test in hand, we headed to the fire pit.  I gave him his test and I gave him the lighter. 

"Burn it," I told him.

A look of sheer joy, relief and surprise came across his face. 

"OK!"  And so he burned it.  The problem was solved.  His mom was happy with him.  The evidence was gone and forgotten.  And a boy returned to the house with a bounce in his step once again.

**NOTE**
This is NOT, I repeat, NOT a good way to deal with all your problems.  The Edmonton Fire Department does not want to start putting out fires because this blog told you to become an arsonist.

Monday, May 19, 2014

But Mom...we NEED a Rocket Launcher!

I have been wondering where the middle piece of my vacuum cleaner had gone.  And what do you know...this morning Paul wandered into the kitchen toting the missing vacuum cleaner on his shoulder.  You see, it has a neat little mechanism where one side contracts into the other side making it smaller.  It also makes a nice clicking sound when it is contracted or elongated.  When I asked for it back he vehemently protested, "But Mom...we NEED a Rocker Launcher!"
 
 


Saturday, May 17, 2014

A Beauty of a Day!

It was SUCH a beautiful day!  We were all outside the better part of the day.  Check it out.
 
Paul is infatuated with Dan's motorcycle.
 

Eric helped me for most of the day cleaning out the pool and starting the long process of adding and treating the water.

Eric is also impressed with Dan's bike (I think it must be a guy thing).
 Dan and Courtney hauling some dirt for my planters with the tractor.
 
Seth hanging out on his own tractor.
 Courtney on her scooter--with her grandpa boots on of course.
 Paul's shooting hoops (he's QUITE good!).  Dan joined him a little later.
 Not being able to resist, Dan took his motorcycle for a little ride.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Farm Boys and Libraries

Every now and then I like to take my 5 year old farm boy away from his chickens and try to refine his rougher edges by taking him to the public library and exposing him to some good literature. 
 
But I've learned that you can't take the farm out of the boy or even hide it.  This is the book he found in the library and chose to take home.
 
  So much for cultivating a love for the classics.

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Kites--One of Spring's Delights

Grandpa bought the kids a shark kite.  What a hit!  And they got it on a day when the wind was just perfect for flying kites.  It kept these hooligans busy for quite some time too!